Funny Things and All That Jazz

How about stuff you've accidentally written, though not too rude please!

I wrote a page or two once, and upon returning weeks later, decided to re-read it. Soon enough I came across a passage where I'd mistakenly written eyes instead of hair, thinking of my next line. For the curious it went something like this:
'He ran a hand through his scruffy brown eyes. Hesitant green eyes darted around the room.'
So, whatever you write, never think it's stupid, or silly, cause there's people out there like me who come up with stuff like this. So your writing is bound to be much better! Let's have fun with words everyone!

Haha I hate when that happens >.< It always looks so terrible. One time I was really into writing about vampires and I wrote something that looked like:

"She cried out as he bit her neck, his sharp teeth sinking into her shin."

Shin? Brilliant xD

Haha isn't it? I don't know how he went from her neck to her shin but *shrugs* haha apparently he did!

My mind must be constantly in the gutter, I've done so many mistakes involving sexual organs it's not funny any more.

I watch the screen as I write while listening to music. I often slip a word from the lyrics in where a similar sounding word should be. It's usually worst when I listen to hip hop and unsurprisingly a lot less common with songs that have no lyrics.